Dog…
Dog, you give white trash a bad name. I was gonna get some AquaNet and mullet my hair up like a cockatoo-pineapple-top just like your’s. But now I am not. So stop dressing like me!

Karma and irony collide.
The story: Ex-murderer/Hell’s Angel/crackhead Duane Chapman aka “Dog the Bounty Hunter” recently hired his 7th son Tucker Chapman to work alongside him on his hit A&E reality television show “Dog the Bounty Hunter”. Dog phoned Tucker to inform him that he is so fired for dating a black chick. Dog explains he uses the “n” word way too much to allow any black folks around, cuz this new girlfriend might overhear racial slurs and then set him up with the National Enquirer or sumpin’ crazy like that. Dog the Bounty Hunter a racist pig! What a story that would be! Dog swears that he would never, ever in a million years risk everything he has worked for over some n*gger.
Welp, Tucker was in fact recording this conversation with his father. Dog’s hate-filled tirade is on the front page of the Enquirer’s web site today.

Production on Dog’s show was immediately halted. Career? Over, brah.
Al Sharpton must get so tired of these ignunt fools calling him up to apologize.
Here is the actual message. WARNING: It’s nasty and offensive. The “f” word is bleeped out a coupla times, but the “n” word is is spit out with full on hate.

