Tonight I tried making a healthy smoothie… cuz I am all treadmillish like that. So I bust out some pineapple chunks, a banana, oj, yogurt, soy milk (I know… I have already gone to the other side), coconut extract, Splenda, and Organic Fat Free Ice Cubes “fresh” from the ice maker.
I want cha’ll to know the first sip proved to be *gotdamn downright decent*.
Just to burn off any stray fruity calories and whutnot, I generously poured in several glugs of Capt Morgans Spiced Rum, plus a couple-three flammable splashes of Grey Goose. YESSS! Hurry to scribble that shit down, good people. Cuz Phat Daddy’s jaw is jackin’ ’bout some smooo-0-0-0-oooveee! I could drink these for breakfast every morning. Heh heh.
To your health!
Salut!
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