It is raining like a crazy bitch here. I bet all the bummed little trick or treaters are clamboring around the school windows in their costumes, eating candy corn and Gobstoppers and trying to will away this pouring rain. I am gonna scare the bed sheets and galoshes off any half pint ghosts who dare set foot on my porch! Bahaha!! The brave little beggars will come, however, even though their plastic pumpkins will be shaking with fear. Why take those tiny steps up to the door of the damned? Word on the street: the two fat dykes always have the best candy! Yes, yes, we do. And it is all I can do to keep my own babygrrl from eating it all!
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