It’s just been one damn fool thang after another today, and my fat ass is done plumb tuckered *OUT*. I was out stragglin round town in this crazy Texas heat, and I swear the sidewalk damn near melted my tenny shoes! Doing all I can to keep any living things from getting crunchy at the love shack — dogs, shrubs, arms, whathaveyou.

Right now, I could guzzle Old Milwaukees Best. I would prolly even say “Ahhhh…”.

Oh, I love Texas…

Yeah.

Riiiight.

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