Archive for August, 2005

Katrina: Classism and Racism

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 30th, 2005

I am watching coverage of the hurricane and the newsman asked the correspondent on the scene why in the world these trapped people would think it was a good idea to sit out the storm on their rooftop. He says, “Wellll, it *is* a low income area.” (!!!) As if poor people are just STUPID. Everyone doesn’t have a car to escape in. Not all folks have money to evacuate. Not everyone is able-bodied. Not everyone can abandon all they have. Hell, a lot of people don’t even have a fucking roof!

It reminded me of a day 10 years ago. I was in community college where 75% of the students (me included) were on financial aid. This history professor who went to Harvard and whose brother was an astronaut mused aloud, “Why is it that poverty and filth always seem to go together? I mean, it doesn’t cost anything to be clean.” (!!!) I guess he figured he was asking the right crowd because it didn’t even occur to him how appallingly IGNUNT such a statement was. We all looked around at one another in silence and he continued to pontificate and dribble.

Classism assumes the cream rises to the top, but that is a lie. My whole family has been ragged through generations forgotten, and I have known poor people who were as brilliant as the sun, stunningly beautiful, able to sing sweet enough to make angels cry, and writing poetry I remember to this day. Songs never on the radio, books never published, beautiful faces never in a magazine. Poor people are not less than. They are simply without money, and therefore without privilege and real resources.

Fuck, it is always the assumptions we all make about one another, ain’t it?

Anyways, we saw this soaked man crying earlier on the news. His house had split in half and he couldn’t find his wife. Man, that fella brought it home for me.

Some crazy redneck bitch…

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 30th, 2005

SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS — A woman dressed in “Daisy Duke” shorts and camouflage robbed a pet store with a cup of bleach. Crazy Daisy locked the employees in animal cages in the back of the store and laughed hysterically as she escaped with a kitten, a puppy, and a wad of cash.

http://www.ksat.com/news/4905315/detail.html

Flash: Creep by Radiohead

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 28th, 2005

Love this song and thought the flash was really well done.

http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/creep/flash/lm_creep_(FLASH).swf

Cool opitcal illusions

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 26th, 2005

Surfing the net for these ignunt links so that ya’ll don’t have to…. :D

Cool optical illusion.

If you stare at the cross in the middle of the blinking purple dots, the dots will turn green and disappear. However, if you look again at the purple dots, you will see they only flash for a second and are never green.

http://photos32.flickr.com/37017144_072d69c441_o.gif

This one phuques me up too

http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/fcs_hollow-face/index.html

Relentless Triple Digits

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 25th, 2005

It’s just been one damn fool thang after another today, and my fat ass is done plumb tuckered *OUT*. I was out stragglin round town in this crazy Texas heat, and I swear the sidewalk damn near melted my tenny shoes! Doing all I can to keep any living things from getting crunchy at the love shack — dogs, shrubs, arms, whathaveyou.

Right now, I could guzzle Old Milwaukees Best. I would prolly even say “Ahhhh…”.

Oh, I love Texas…

Yeah.

Riiiight.

In Accordance with Prophecy

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 25th, 2005

Protect yer brain at all costs

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 24th, 2005

A 73-year-old veteran, Bill Moyer, made the ultimate fashion statement at Bush’s speech in Idaho yesterday: he wore a ‘bullshit protector’ over his ears.

My crooked ass house

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 24th, 2005

When I set out to buy a house, I was adamant about two things: a good foundation and no termites. Of course, our 85-year-old-crooked-bouncy-ass-love-shack is ATE the fuck UP. So that kitchen remodel remains a distant (way way WAY distant) dream as I deal with this foundation BOO SHIT. I understand this is what happens when your heart falls for an older beauty so set in her ways.

Now I could bang out some corny allegory about elusive, IMAGINARY equity peeling away like the skin of an onion… and BURNING MY GOTDAM EYES until I can’t even visualize…

but…

bah.

Mom

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 24th, 2005

Our last name is Drinkwater, you know, so my Mom called me and my 3 brothers her Little Drips. Mom was the favorite aunt amongst my 50 something cousins, and all the kids on our street adored her and hung out at our house from kindergarten all the way through high school.

• At 4 years old, I was jealous cuz my brother was in kindergarten, so Mom played school with me using magnetic letters. “B” is for ball, “B” is for boy. Blah blah blah, this alphabet stuph was all sing-songy and mindless until the a-ha hit me quite suddenly. OHHHH! The sounds from the letters make words! Then I read *everything*. How annoying.
• She let me pick out my own school clothes from the first grade on up – had no problem that I went straight to the boy’s section.
• Bought us a drum set, let us make forts out of the furniture, play ball in the house, whatever
• Thought it was cool when we built a skateboard ramp over her garage up to the roof.
• Helped us make a carnival in the backyard where we sold tickets to the neighborhood kids… I am talking smoking dry ice for the fortune teller, a big drink dispenser, a cheapy kids cotton candy machine… LOL It really was cool.
• Hid easter eggs while we slept, baked lopsided birthday cakes, tore up the sheets to make us into mummies for Halloween, tried her best to get me some of the stuff I asked Santa for, and had no problem at all if I preferred cars or tinker toys or Lincoln logs.
• Took me and my 12 year old slumber party friends cruising Palmer Hwy just like she did back in the 50s.
• Showed us how to fish and crab and throw a boomerang and shoot a BB gun and play catch and slide into home and build a fire and play blackjack
• Let us play late outside in the summers chasing lightning bugs and playing hide n seek.
• Mom would wrestle with ya, slap box with ya, put you in a headlock, call “give” and then sucker punch you and laugh (she is almost 70 and still tries that shit)
• Put two fingers against her lips “just so” and whistle so loud folks two towns over jumped off the ground. All the other kids would say, “Wow! Yer mamas’ callin’ you!” Everyone tried and tried to whistle like Mom, but no one ever could.

The scariest manneqiuns… evar!

Posted by Daddy Rhon on August 24th, 2005