From the Creepy but Cool File
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Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a “female” android with flexible silicone skin and sophisticated sensors and motors that allow her to turn and react in a human-like manner. She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human, and she even appears to breathe. Professor Hiroshi Ishiguru of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human. |
Do all ya'll know my biggo bud Ashton? At the Butch-Femme.com Bash, folks thank him for the web site and try to give him donations, and when he visits, my neighbors wave and think he is me. (Yesterday HE called ME “Ashton”, but that was after he got stoned on espresso. Hee hee.) We both think the mistaken identity thang is kinda carazee since Ash is part Mexican-American and has dark hair shaved to the scalp and I am part … whatever the pinkest people on the planet are… with a long blond biker ponytail. We both got Daddy belly for days, though… for weeks, even. Ashton thinks sausage and cheese is just about the best stuph to eat, and so do I. Even more cool — Ashton listens to the same old, old blooze in his truck that I do!
Anyways, is a good guy and just got on El Jay. And he RILLY ain't a bit shy. He just does that to charm the ladies. 
Wavin' at my bro. Good to see you here, Ashton. Now tell us all yer bizzness.
Amish bass bumpin' buggy
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=14919959&BRD=1698&PAG=461&dept_id=21849&rfi=6
I am like a starving man who walked for miles thru an endless flat plain. Heavy with my thoughts and my yearning, I tread toward an expanse of trees in the distance. The fragrant and lush shade soothes my skin as I fill my arms full of perfect fruit. I am without manners in this ache. I crush into the soft skin of precious peaches, and the taste of warm sunshine rolls down my chin. I feed my greed for flesh wet and sweet, gorging on the gorgeous. You are my exquisite hunger, and devouring such ripeness sustains me.
(Funny how alot of stuff I have written is about FOOD… LOL)
 You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy… Sometimes this passion has a dark side. You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. |
We have a coupla little opossum babies who have set up camp in our backyard. These animals are the only marsupials in North America, riding in their Mama's pouch until they are big enough to root around in my trash cans. All excited, I says to my delicate wife: "Hey baby, lookit here out the window n' you can see their furry little faces!!!" All National Geographicky n' shiat.
Oh. Hell. *NO*. You know how she do — seeing biggo, red-eyed, garbage-eating rats in her backyard done skeert the babygrrl. Christine WUZ NOT havin it, and she suggested a solid bop with an old mop to their wee noggins. Of course, now baby is convinced our happy home is *infested* with all species of scurrying filthy vermin, and when she is in her bed with the covers pulled up, she can HEAR em doing evil in our attic!!! It is plain common sense that we are going to have to tear the roof off this bitch to rid ourselves of the horror!
Our chihuahua Chuy has been barking at the opossums nonstop until he can hardly breath nor see straight cuz his bulgy eyes are rolling around all crazy in his little apple head. I am going to try pouring ammonia in the bottom of the trash cans to see if that makes our outdoor buffet not so yummy. Hopefully then these critters of the night will move on to the neighbors.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG… Avast ye mateys!
This be lettin' ye lubbers know Pirate Rhon be grateful for this day:
– Found a new cherry dinette that will work in me kitchen… and t'was CHEAP.
– As we be settlin' into the death heat o' summer, I have kept me flowers alive.
– Schmoopie got her stitches out in the bygone and we made a ritual o' putting that scare sternward.
– Lastly, I gots two good legs and no wooden ones!
I WISH ALL YE SWABS BLUE SKIES, A WIND AT YE STERN, GOOD RUM, AND A BOUNTIFUL….
ah….
BOOTY. All kinds of booty. 
Pirate Rhon
This photo looks almost exactly like the little old lady's cottage I hope to buy and renovate.
http://tms.ecol.net/realestate/sty_cots.htm
Fairly certain I am all good to go at the bank — just waiting to hear if she accepted my offer. The house was never actually publically listed, but I do know she had several offers. The last I heard, she said she'd just as soon sell the house to me since we hit it off. If it's not meant to be, I've decided I am not going to give it more than a shrug… but the truth is, I REALLY want to take it on. I know the massive renovation project would be soooo overwhelming, but a charming house with that much potential does not come along often at that price. And I *have* to make things purdy! I am driven! And I am pretty damn good at it, too.
Fingers crossed.
Got this Ebay link from and thought would enjoy it. Pretty funny.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5598322461
