HOW TO BATH TINY CHIHUAHUAS: A Primer
Take off their collars to set the tone for torture. First, wash around their huge eyes and apple heads with a washcloth. Dunk their little behinds in a kitchen sink fulla warm water. Then lather up their smelly Frito pink toes and biggo Dorito ears. Try not to chuckle cuz they look so shamed. Spray ‘em with the dish sink hose-thingy, wrap them in a huge towel, and then let them run wild and excited all around your house. Once they trust you again (takes about three minutes) hold ‘em and kiss ‘em and smell ‘em, all sweet.
For the novice however, I cannot recommend clipping Chihuahua’s toenails… unless you want to get the lil’ guys in a wrestler’s headlock and experience teeth that look like rice.
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