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Baby Got Book
I like big bibles and I cannot lie.
You Christian brothers can’t deny
when a girl walks by with a KJV
and a bookmark in Proverbs…
You get stoked!
Got her name engraved,
so you know that this girl is saved.
Looks like one of those large ones
with plenty of space in the margins.
Oh baybee, I wanna read witcha
cuz your Bible’s got pictures.
My minister tried to console me
but that book you got
make me so holy.
When is a diet pill worth $153 a bottle?
Leptoprin™ is made for the significantly overweight because it is *much too expensive* and powerful for the casual dieter. Cuz if you’re not HYOOUUGELY fat, Leptoprin cannot be held responsible for the risk of skinny people dissapearing altogether.
Mmm. Hmm. So what’s are the miracle fat grillin’ ingredients in this Leptoprin cocktail anyway?
**** SMALL PRINT *** Because of the significant dangers associated with ephedra or ephedrine use, you should speak with a qualified health care provider before starting therapy. There are variable amounts of ephedrine in commercially available products, and more than 1,500 adverse reactions have been reported to the FDA with ephedrine use, including heart attack, stroke, seizure, serious psychiatric symptoms, and death. The FDA has issued a policy that ephedrine products must be labeled with these possible adverse effects, must contain no more than 8 milligrams of ephedrine per serving, and may only be used for no longer than seven days.
NOTE: Leptoprin contains 20 milligrams of ephedrine per serving, and they do not recommend stopping after 7 days, but push the product in 30 day supply units.
This drug is marketed to the fattest of fatties, or course, because these folks would require months and months of supply. Leptoprin iz cashin’ in before the class action hits… just like Phen-Phen.
Drunk sports fan performs autocastration | Reuters |
“A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, 'If Wales wins I'll cut my balls off,' the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.”
This is soooo fucking BADASS! Free stuff people are recycling in your local area and just need someone to come pick it up. FREE is sooooooo good. I have been trying to help a coupla friends get together some apartment startup stuff, and this morning I am seeing - beds, desks, ect. COOOOL!
RANDOM: In Dallas there is a street called “Morning Wood”. Kids keep stealing the street sign, of course. 
In other penis news, Medicare is now going to be paying for Viagra.
HOW TO BATH TINY CHIHUAHUAS: A Primer
Take off their collars to set the tone for torture. First, wash around their huge eyes and apple heads with a washcloth. Dunk their little behinds in a kitchen sink fulla warm water. Then lather up their smelly Frito pink toes and biggo Dorito ears. Try not to chuckle cuz they look so shamed. Spray ‘em with the dish sink hose-thingy, wrap them in a huge towel, and then let them run wild and excited all around your house. Once they trust you again (takes about three minutes) hold ‘em and kiss ‘em and smell ‘em, all sweet.
For the novice however, I cannot recommend clipping Chihuahua’s toenails… unless you want to get the lil’ guys in a wrestler’s headlock and experience teeth that look like rice.
Van Gogh is not one of my favorite artists, but everyone knows his life was damn interesting. With a religious fervor “for God”, Van Gogh painted over 800 canvases in a frenzied decade. He painted the famous “Starry Night” during one of his frequent stays in an asylum. The only painting he ever sold in his lifetime was the one below to a painter friend named Anna Boch for 350 francs:
Titled “Red Vineyards in Arles”.
I have been stalking this guy on Ebay for years. His work is amazing, and very, very odd.
