Our little Chumino is such an ass.
Chuy is a mean little cuss of a chihuahua we got from a rescue, broken ribs and all. When he is in my arms, women always go… “Awwwww…” as they reach out to pet him. I have to yell, “Don’t touch!” or “Hit the deck!” or something before he rips off any acrylic nails. He is a mean little bastard. I never know if he is mean because someone beat his ass, or if they beat him because he is an ass. But either way, tiny Chuy is in love with Christine and will throw his head back like a wolf and howl the blues if his beloved is out of his site. (His national geographic noises freak people out when they visit.) But do you think Chris takes Chuy’s viscious little ass to the vet? Pffft.
The waiting room at the vet this morning had a beautiful blue German Shepard, 2 black labs, a Weimaraner, a huge bulldog, a golden retriever, some big hulking mutt, and one snarly face chihuahua by the name of Chuy. See, my critter has dragon breath and horrible little fangs, so they have to knock his little butt completely out to clean his teeth. It is quite the production.
Of course, as we were weighing all of his seven pounds, he leapt off the scale and with toenails clicking on the linoleum, he scurried off to all corners of the waiting room, causing all the big dogs to go into attack mode. Lots of barking and yelling and hilarity ensued. Chuy would rather kill them all than see the vet, of course, so he is snarling and running underneath big dogs and all around in between people’s legs. ::: eye roll ::: They had to lasso my son. I was ever so proud.
See in his picture how he has the little aerodynamic racing stripe top of his head? He is very fast.
The technician was like, “Ok, just hand the chihuahua to me slowly, please… BUTT-first.” LOL
Three hunnert and fiddy bux they want for cleaning this dogs tiny teeth? Do you think are trying to discourage me from bringing his troublesome ass back over there? Geez. I think we should just take him to Mexico where you can get a full set of dentures for like a hundred, and a bottle of $2 tequila for me. Get Chuy some new chompers that aren’t so quite pointed.
I felt sorry for the little fucker, though. Chuy has serious abandonment issues, and as I was walking away with his collar in my pocket, I swear his biggo bulging eyes got even bigger . Absolute terror in his expression. Aw, I’ll be back, little boy. Yanno you totally scored hooking up with two fat dykes, but that dragon breath has GOT TO GO…
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